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    Type : T
    It was a typical school day in Britain and a young boy arrived in class late.

    "Why are you late, Johnny?" asked the teacher

    "I'm sorry Miss, but I had to get my own breakfast today."

    "All right Johnny," said the teacher, "never mind. Now today we are doing geography and here is a map of the British Isles. Can anyone tell me where the Scottish border is?"

    "Yes Miss," said Johnny. "In bed with my Mom. That's why I had to get my own breakfast."

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